Meeting 42: Paranoid Poop Ninjas

Welcome, fellow paranoid citizens, to Meeting 42, where the world's most esteemed poop ninja masters gather to discuss the intricacies of global flatulence.

Today's agenda includes:

• The Art of Discreetly Farting in a Crowded Theater
• Advanced Techniques for Concealing Poop Bombs in Your Pants
• The Ethics of Leaving a Present for Your Neighbor

Join us for an afternoon of intense discussion, paranoid ramblings, and the occasional accidental flatulence.

Subtopics:

• Farting as a Form of Nonverbal Communication
• Paranoid Pooping and the Zeitgeist
• Are Poop Ninjas Controlling Our Thoughts?