It's not just a coincidence, folks. The toilet that flushed the universe into a quantum realm is not just a myth. It's a reality. A reality that's been hidden in plain sight, with cryptic clues left for those who dare to flush and find.
We've uncovered evidence of a vast, interdimensional network of toilet bowls, each one a portal to alternate realities. It's a tangled web of quantum entanglements and toilet paper trails that lead us to...
Join us at the next meeting of the Illuminati to uncover the secrets of the Quantum Flushed. But be warned: once you see, you can't unsee.
Don't say we didn't tell you.