Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the Quantum Flushing Paradox meeting. Today, we will be discussing the intricacies of quantum entanglement and its relation to, well, flushing the toilet.
As you may know, quantum mechanics has led us to some rather...unconventional theories. Like, for instance, the idea that water molecules can be in multiple places at once. And, I'm not talking about just any old water molecules, I'm talking about the ones in your toilet bowl.
So, if you're ready to blow your mind, or rather, flush it, then let's dive into the world of quantum entanglement, toilet bowls, and possibly, cat videos.
**Important Note:** Please do not attempt to flush the toilet during the meeting, as this may cause a rift in the space-time continuum, and possibly, the end of human civilization as we know it.