Quantum Ninja Theory

This is the definitive guide to the clandestine forces controlling the fabric of reality. Or, you know, it's just a bunch of nonsense.

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The Quantum Ninja

Legend has it that in the early 20th century, a secret society of ninja warriors discovered a means of harnessing the power of quantum entanglement to manipulate probability and bend the fabric of reality. These Quantum Ninjas, as they came to be known, could teleport short distances, manipulate matter with a flick of their wrist, and even bend time itself.

But what drives the Quantum Ninja? Is it the desire for power, or something more?

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