Quantum Fluctuation Roulette: Frequently Asked Questions

Because you're here, you're probably wondering why the coffee machines are always broken.

Q: Are the quantum fluctuations that power our coffee machines sentient?

No. They're just... enthusiastic.

Q: Can I just press the "Repair" button and fix the machine?

Ha! If only it were that simple. The Repair button is just a placebo. It just makes a sad noise.

What happens if I press the "Repair" button twice?

Q: Can I just use a magnet to fix the machine?

Don't even think about it. We've tried that. The magnet just makes it... angry.

What happens if I use a magnet?

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