The Quantum Fluctuation Roulette Meeting: Side Effects
Side Effects: A Guide to Surviving the Unpredictability of Quantum Fluctuations
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Quantum Fluctuation Roulette may cause:
- Uncontrollable urges to wear neon pink jumpsuits
- Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion
- Temporary loss of ability to tell time from a clock face
- Permanent damage to your social reputation