Due to an unexpected quantum fluctuation in the space-time continuum, the meeting has been called to address the urgent matter of tea requests.
Reports have been flooding in of a rogue tea cup that has developed a life of its own and is threatening to disrupt the entire space-time fabric.
Attendees, please arrive prepared to discuss the following:
Please note that any discussions of quantum physics will be subject to rigorous peer review and possible reevaluation in a smaller, more private setting.
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