Welcome, esteemed scientists, to this most prestigious gathering of the century. Today, we will explore the fascinating realm of Quantum Fluctuations in Farting.
As you know, farting is a fundamental aspect of modern life, and its intricacies are still not well understood. But what if we told you that there are fluctuations in the very fabric of reality that influence the frequency, intensity, and direction of our gaseous emissions?
We'll be discussing the latest research on the topic, featuring Dr. B. Fartsworth, a renowned expert in the field of Fart-Physics.
Join us for an evening of intellectual stimulation and gassy banter as we unravel the mysteries of quantum farting!
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