Minutes from Meeting 42 of the Quantum Flushing Conundrum Committee

Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 42.

Topic: Quantum Flushing Conundrum.

Summary: The Quantum Flushing Conundrum is a phenomenon where the universe's toilet paper supply appears to be finite, yet the demand for toilet paper remains infinite.

Resolution:

• Item 1: Bob motioned to establish a new toilet paper cartel.
• Item 2: Jane suggested we just use our minds.
• Item 3: Joe proposed a 50/50 split of the toilet paper universe.
• Item 4: The meeting devolved into a heated debate about the meaning of "universe."

Adjourned: 3:14 PM.

Next meeting: To be scheduled.