The esteemed Council of Interdimensional Pluming Experts gathered today to tackle the pressing issue of Quantum Flushing. The room was filled with tension as they debated the merits of installing a quantum toilet in the conference room.
After much deliberation, the Council voted unanimously to reject the idea, citing concerns about the risks of quantum entanglement in the toilet bowl and the potential for uncontrolled dimensional bleeding.
However, a rogue faction on the Council proposed a compromise: installing a quantum toilet with a 'flushing' option, but only for 'non-standard' dimensions. This proposal sparked a heated debate, with some arguing that it would create a slippery slope, while others claimed it would be a game-changer for interdimensional plumbing.
As the meeting drew to a close, the Council agreed to reconvene in a few dimensions to continue the discussion.