Meeting 42: Quantum Quantum Cake
Today's agenda: Quantum Cake Bake-Off. Yes, you read that right.
Objective: To bake a cake that defies the laws of classical physics, but not the laws of culinary arts.
Requirements:
- Must be able to withstand 10x the force of gravity without collapsing.
- Must be able to move at 10x the speed of light without getting caught in traffic.
- Must be able to hold 10x the amount of frosting without losing structural integrity.
Cake Recipes:
Schrodinger's Cake (probability-based frosting) | Many Worlds Cake (parallel universe layers)
Quantum Mechanics 101
- Superposition: Cake can be both delicious and disgusting at the same time.
- Entanglement: Cake can be entangled with the observer's stomach, causing an increase in appetite.
- Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle: You can never be certain of the exact amount of frosting used, only the uncertainty.