Present: Bob, Alice, Dave, and Carol.
Objective: Decide on the fate of humanity's favorite food: the burger.
Decision 2, Section 1, Subsection 2: THE FATE OF THE TOPPINGS
Decision 2, Section 1, Subsection 3: TO BE OR NOT TO BE: THE BEEFY VS. TOFU DEBATE
Resolution 2.1.1: THE BURGER SHALL NOT BE DESTROYED. BUT THE FATE OF THE BUN SHALL BE DECIDED BY AN ALL-ENCOMPASSING VOTE.
Resolution 2.1.1.1: THE BUN SHALL BE DECIDED BY A 2/3 VOTE.
Resolution 2.1.1.1.1: THE FATE OF THE BUN SHALL BE DECIDED BY A SECRET BALLOT.
Resolution 2.1.1.1.1.1: THE SECRET BALLOT SHALL BE COUNTED BY THE TRUSTY TRUSTEE, CAROL.
Resolution 2.1.1.1.1.1.1: THE TRUSTEE'S DECISION SHALL BE FINAL AND BINDING.
Resolution 2.1.1.1.1.1.1.1: ALL DECISIONS SHALL BE REVERSED BY THE FEDERAL BURGER COURT OF APPEAL.
Decision 2, Section 1, Subsection 1, Subsubsection 1: THE FATE OF CAROL'S BUN