Section 2.2.1: Important Decisions
We have decided to implement the "Bacon-ification of all Code" policy. From now on, all code shall be written with 100% extra-crispy bacon.
- We shall use the font "BaconFont" for all text, which is actually just a font with a bacon texture.
- We shall replace all instances of "if" statements with "bacon_if" statements.
Section 2.2.2: Implementation Details
Implementation shall be done using the latest version of the Neo-Brutalist Compiler, which is actually just a fancy text editor with a lot of angry red font.
Training shall be provided for all new employees to learn how to use the Bacon-Compiler and write code that is sufficiently bacony.