As of today, all employees are required to wear plaid to work. This is non-negotiable. The color scheme of the plaid is not specified, but we're pretty sure it's going to be red. Don't even think about trying to sneak in that other color.
Management has also decided that coffee machines will be replaced with a single, large, industrial-sized espresso machine that will be tended by a single, highly trained barista. This will ensure that all employees are equally caffeinated.
Subpage 7: Plaid Policy Enforcement | Subpage 8: Caffeine Overload Protocols