The Resolution of Sarcasm

Resolution 3: Sarcasm, the Higher Form of Intelectual Discourse

Wherein the esteemed members of Meeting 42, in their infinite wisdom, have decreed that sarcasm shall be the primary mode of communication for all future gatherings. Any attempts to use irony or understatement shall be met with severe penalties.

Key Points of Resolution 3:

• Article 1: Sarcasm shall be defined as the art of using words to cut down your opponent, not build them up.
• Article 2: All members shall be required to use sarcasm in at least 3 conversations per meeting, lest they be subject to ridicule and public shaming.
• Article 3: Any member found guilty of using irony or understatement shall be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

Subpage 2: Sarcasm in Action | Subpage 3: Sarcasm's Dark Side