Meeting 42, Resolution 3: Amendment 2

WHEREAS, the committee has been meeting for what feels like an eternity, we propose:

To add more snacks to the conference table. Specifically, a 12-pack of donuts.

WHEREAS, the current seating arrangement is causing undue stress on the back of the chairperson, we propose:

To re-arrange the chairs in a circle, so that everyone can see each other's faces and avoid eye contact as long as possible.

WHEREAS, the current resolution has been met with resistance from the IT department, we propose:

To replace all the computers with ancient, temperamental machines that will constantly beep and flash "ERROR 42" on the screen.

WHEREAS, the committee has been working on this resolution for an ungodly amount of time, we propose:

To adjourn the meeting immediately and go get some snacks.

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