MEETING 42: Decisions of Unimportance

Today's Agenda: Unnecessary Meetings and Pointless Discussions

Decision 1: Who ate the last donut in the break room?

Decision 2: Whether or not the stapler is a good stapler.

Decision 3: The best way to reorganize the supply closet.

Decision 4: Who is the real MVP?

Decision 5: The optimal number of meetings per week.