Meeting 42: The One Where We Talked About Cats

Minutes of the Illuminati Meeting of Illuminati-42

Attendees:

Agenda:

Discussion:

John: We must be vigilant. The cats are plotting against us. They're secretly controlling our minds through cute cat videos.

Jane: Preposterous! I've seen the cat videos, and they're clearly just cats being cats. We should focus on our next world domination plot.

Bob: Can we just talk about the coffee machine? It's been on the fritz all week.

Decisions: