MEETING 42: DOOMSDAY PREP

Because 2023 was just a warm-up

Step 1: Stock up on canned goods

Don't get caught with an empty pantry when the apocalypse hits. Buy, hoard, and bury your way to survival.

Phase 2: Bunker Building

Step 2: Master the art of hand-to-hand combat

You know, for when those pesky zombies come knocking (or in this case, when your neighbors try to steal your snacks).

Phase 3: Stealthy Snack Thievery

Step 3: Develop a solid doomsday playlist

Classical music for a sophisticated apocalypse. Just kidding, it's gonna be '99 Red balloons' on repeat.

Phase 4: Sonic Self-Defense

Step 4: Infiltrate the Illuminati

We hear they're the ones planning the apocalypse. Time to join the ranks and take over the world... before they take over the world.

Phase 5: Infiltration Nation

Disclaimer: Meeting 42 is not actually preparing for the apocalypse. Or are we?

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