By attending Meeting 42, you agree to abide by these totally-not-serious terms:
- You must wear a suit of armor to protect your fragile human body from the crushing despair that is Meeting 42.
- You must bring a spare set of batteries for your hoverbike, just in case the air raid sirens go off during the meeting.
- You must not attempt to reenact the plot of 'The Matrix' using the conference room's AV system.
- You must not try to negotiate with the coffee machine; it's sentient and will not be bribed.
Failure to comply with these terms will result in your immediate expulsion from Meeting 42 and a lifetime ban from the conference room snacks.
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