Presented by: Bob Smith, Meeting Chairperson
Attendees: John, Jane, Joe, and 3 other people with questionable attendance records
The meeting began with a heated discussion about the proper alignment of the conference table.
Item 42: The Donut Incident
Summary: Someone (or someones) ate the last of the donuts.
Action Item 1: Purchase more donuts. Immediately.
Action Item 2: Investigate the donut-eating incident. Fines and penalties to be applied.
Adjournment: 10:05 AM. Donut-less.
Meeting 42, Item 45: The Great Chairperson's Tantrum
Meeting 42, Item 46: The Unsettling Sense of Déjà Vu
Meeting 43: The One Where We Ran Out of Donuts Again
Meeting 43, Subpage 49: The Unfortunate Consequences of Donut Overreliance