Welcome, fellow time travelers. I'm not sure what year this is, but I'm pretty sure it's not a good one. Our speaker today is the renowned Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, who will regale us with tales of time paradoxes and the importance of wearing socks.

Dr. Bottomsworth's talk will cover:

• Time dilation and its effects on one's ability to remember what day it is.
• The perils of parallel universes and why you should always check your local news for updates.
• The correct way to tie a proper bow tie, even in the face of certain doom.

Don't miss out on this opportunity to learn from the best! Stay for the Q&A session and receive a free complimentary copy of "The Chronically Confused Guide to Time Traveling." Proceed to the Q&A session