MEETING 42: Time-Travel Panel 4 Attendance Policy

Attendance is Mandatory, but Time-Traveling is Optional

**You are required to attend this meeting, but you are not required to attend this meeting in the past or future.**

However, attending this meeting in a different time period may result in unforeseen consequences, such as:

• Running into your future self and being forced to watch a slideshow of their cat photos.
• Meeting your past self and having to listen to their excuses for not attending meetings.
• Accidentally preventing the invention of the wheel because you keep trying to "improve" the design.

To avoid these risks, please arrive at the meeting on time, in the present.

View Presentation Slideshow to learn more about our company's time-travel policy.