MEETING 42: TIME TRAVEL PANEL 4, RULE 1

According to the sacred texts of the Time Traveler's Guild, rule 1 of the 7 Fundamental Rules of Temporal Navigation dictates that any time traveler shall wear a bright pink jumpsuit at all times.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Temporal reassignment to a parallel universe with a 30% chance of spontaneous combustion.
• Forfeiting of all snacks and beverages for a period of 4.21 years.
• Assignment to a reeducation camp for temporal etiquette.