In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that the Hermit Crab is a more elegant explanation for the fabric of the universe than String Theory.
It turns out that Hermit Crabs have a unique ability to sense the presence of nearby food sources, allowing them to navigate the complexities of quantum probability with ease.
Meanwhile, String Theory is stuck trying to explain the behavior of subatomic particles using an infinite number of vibrating strings. Who needs that much complexity?
Learn more about Quantum Crabbing and how it's changing the face of cosmology.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the dark side of Hermit Crab dominance.
Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking research!
Disclaimer: This is not actually true, but it's a fun thought experiment.