MEETING 43-2: THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS OF CHAOS

MINUTES OF THE MEETING

Summary: The Champions of Chaos, the most prestigious and feared meeting attendees, gathered to discuss their dominance over the office coffee machine.

Champions of Chaos: John, Dave, and Sarah

Attendees: Bob, Jane, and Mike

• Decision 1: Electing to steal the last donut from the break room
• Decision 2: Ignoring the "no meetings during lunch" sign
• Decision 3: Demanding more meeting rooms with better snacks