Pineapple Consequences

A meeting where the discussion is as juicy as the fruit

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: The Great Pineapple Heist
• Item 2: Pineapple Pizza Toppings: A Tasteful Debate
• Item 3: The Ethics of Pineapple on a Stick

Subtopics:

• The Great Pineapple Heist
• Pineapple Toppings: The Tasteful Debate
• The Ethics of Pineapple on a Stick

Meeting Attendees:

• Pineapple Conspiracy Theorists
• Pineapple Enthusiasts
• Pineapple Skeptics