Meeting 43: Toaster Usage Guidelines
Important Information
Warning: Using your toaster at work is strictly forbidden. Repeat offenders will be sent to Toaster-Isolation Camp.
However, in the event you are permitted to use your toaster at work, follow these guidelines:
Toaster Etiquette
- Never, ever, EVER touch the toaster with your hair. It's just not worth it.
- Melted cheese is not an acceptable substitute for butter. Don't even think about it.
- When inserting a new item, make sure to check the " Toast-o-matic" indicator first.
Advanced Toaster Operations
- Press the "TOASTER-O-MATIC" button for optimal results. Do not press the "CAT-O-MATIC" button, it will just confuse everyone.