Meeting 43: The Inflated Expectations Edition

This meeting is being held in a state of heightened expectation. Expectations have been inflated, and everyone is on their best behavior.

Action Item 2.1: The Unattainable Goal
Action Item 2.2: The Unnecessary Report
Action Item 2.3: The Unachievable Deadline

Action Item 2.1 is a never-ending quest for productivity. It's not a goal, it's a myth. Action Item 2.2 is a report that will never be finished. And Action Item 2.3 is a deadline that will always slip away.