Agenda Item 2: The Sock Puppet Uprising
Action Item 2.2.2: Sock Puppet Unionization
Discussion of the union's demands for better toe room and sock elasticity
- Resolution 1: Provide better arch support for all sock puppets
- Resolution 2: Increase sock puppet benefits to include more frequent washing and less folding
- Resolution 3: Establish a sock puppet therapist to deal with the existential crisis of being a puppet
Decisions made: We will unionize the sock puppets and provide them with more frequent washing and better arch support.
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