Today, we'll be discussing Action Item 3, which is so important, it's been given the codename "Critical Situation".
As you know, the stakes are high, and the fate of the world's most powerful organization hangs in the balance. Or do you not know, in which case, welcome.
Action Item 3 requires a thorough analysis of our current resources, a deep understanding of our competitors, and a dash of pure, unadulterated genius. It's a tall order, but we're confident in our team's ability to pull it off.
For reference, here's a list of the most critical questions we'll need to answer:
Don't forget to bring your lunch, as we'll be ordering pizza for everyone in the conference room. It's on the organization, not you.