The Toaster 2.0 boasts a sleek new design, with more features and better efficiency. But some say it's a soulless monstrosity, a symbol of corporate overreach.

The Toaster 1.1, on the other hand, is a trusty old friend. It may not have all the bells and whistles, but it gets the job done, and done with a certain rustic charm.

Which path will we choose? Only time will tell.

But wait, there's more!

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