We're going to cover the most basic, yet essential, techniques for hacking your sock sandals. Yes, you. You, with the 10-year-old socks that smell like a dumpster fire. We're going to show you how to make them look cool, smell marginally better, and not make everyone hate you.
First up, we're going to cover the Sock Choice: selecting the perfect socks for your sandal-hacked self.
Next, we'll be diving into Soaking in the Science of Sock Smell, because let's face it, your socks are gross.
We'll wrap up with a hands-on Hands-On Sock Sandal Hacking session, where you'll get to practice your newfound skills and possibly ruin someone's favorite socks.
Note: All participants are required to wear a pair of socks at all times during the meeting. Failure to do so will result in Sock-Gate consequences.