Meeting 43: The One Where We All Realized We're Just a Bunch of Idiots

Today, we finally reached the moment of truth. We gathered around the table to discuss our latest marketing strategy.

• We will make more noise, but not actually accomplish anything.
• We will use more buzzwords, but have no idea what they mean.
• We will pretend to be interested, but secretly check our phones.
• We will all nod in agreement, but actually have no idea what we're talking about.
• We will make promises, but break them.
• We will pretend to be friends, but actually hate each other.
• We will make fun of our competitors, but actually fear our bosses.
• We will talk for hours, but get nowhere.
• We will make a to-do list, but never do it.
• We will blame it on the intern, but actually it was the boss.
• We will have a meeting about it, but actually just eat donuts.
• We will pretend to care, but actually just collect paychecks.
• We will make excuses, but actually just be lazy.
• We will say it's a great idea, but actually it's a terrible idea.
• We will all agree on something, but actually just agree to disagree.
• We will pretend to be a team, but actually just a bunch of misfits.
• We will make fun of our clients, but actually just fear our bosses.
• We will make a plan, but actually just make it up as we go.
• We will all be on time, but actually just be fashionably late.
• We will be productive, but actually just be procrastinators.
• We will be efficient, but actually just be disorganized.
• We will be happy, but actually just be miserable.
• We will be successful, but actually just be failures.
• We will be the best, but actually just the worst.
• We will make a decision, but actually just change our minds.
• We will all be in agreement, but actually just be in disagreement.
• We will be the leaders, but actually just be followers.
• We will make a choice, but actually just make it up.
• We will be the innovators, but actually just copycats.
• We will be the experts, but actually just pretend to be.
• We will be on top, but actually just be at the bottom.
• We will make a change, but actually just make it worse.
• We will be the change-makers, but actually just be the status quo.
• We will be the game-changers, but actually just be the same old thing.
• We will be the trend-setters, but actually just follow the crowd.
• We will be the visionaries, but actually just be blind.
• We will be the pioneers, but actually just be the followers.
• We will be the trailblazers, but actually just be the trailblazers of mediocrity.
• We will be the leaders of the pack, but actually just be the tail.
• We will be the masters of the universe, but actually just be the slaves to our ego.
• We will make it happen, but actually just make it up.
• We will be the ones, but actually just be the others.
• We will be the heroes, but actually just be the zeros.
• We will be the legends, but actually just be the myths.
• We will be the legends in our own minds, but actually just be the delusions.
• We will be the champions of justice, but actually just be the champions of injustice.
• We will be the guardians of truth, but actually just be the guardians of lies.
• We will be the keepers of the truth, but actually just be the keepers of the lies.
• We will be the voices of reason, but actually just be the voices of reasonless.
• We will be the champions of the people, but actually just be the champions of the elite.
• We will be the defenders of the earth, but actually just be the defenders of the status quo.
• We will be the protectors of the innocent, but actually just be the protectors of the guilty.
• We will be the saviors of society, but actually just be the saboteurs of progress.
• We will be the heroes of the hour, but actually just be the zeros of the moment.
• We will be the legends in their own minds, but actually just be the delusions in our own minds.
• We will be the voices that echo in the valley, but actually just be the voices that whisper in the void.
• We will be the guardians of the gate, but actually just be the gatekeepers of the gate.
• We will be the ones who make a difference, but actually just be the ones who make excuses.
• We will be the ones who lead the way, but actually just be the ones who get lost.
• We will be the ones who break the rules, but actually just be the ones who follow the rules.
• We will be the ones who make it happen, but actually just be the ones who just pretend to make it happen.
• We will be the ones who take the lead, but actually just be the ones who take the backseat.
• We will be the ones who make the change, but actually just be the ones who make it worse.
• We will be the ones who bring the noise, but actually just be the ones who bring the silence.
• We will be the ones who make the difference, but actually just be the ones who make the same old difference.
• We will be the ones who are the change, but actually just be the ones who are the same.
• We will be the ones who are the leaders, but actually just be the ones who are the followers.
• We will be the ones who make the impact, but actually just be the ones who make the non-impact.
• We will be the ones who break the mold, but actually just be the ones who follow the mold.
• We will be the ones who make a statement, but actually just be the ones who just make noise.
• We will be the ones who take the risk, but actually just be the ones who take the safe route.
• We will be the ones who make the move, but actually just be the ones who just stand still.
• We will be the ones who are the innovators, but actually just be the ones who are the imitators.
• We will be the ones who are the visionaries, but actually just be the ones who are the blind followers.
• We will be the ones who are the game-changers, but actually just be the ones who are the same old same.
• We will be the ones who are the trend-setters, but actually just be the ones who are the trend-followers.
• We will be the ones who are the change-makers, but actually just be the ones who are the status-quo-keepers.
• We will be the ones who are the difference-makers, but actually just be the ones who are the sameness-makers.
• We will be the ones who are the ones who are the ones, but actually just be the ones who are the others.

We are all just a bunch of idiots. But hey, at least we're all in this together.

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