MEETING 43: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

Action Plan

In a shocking turn of events, the world has ended up in a state of utter chaos. The skies are filled with flying pigs, the oceans have turned to chocolate, and the coffee shops are out of coffee.

As the self-proclaimed leader of this dystopian nightmare, I, President McTastrophe, have devised a plan to save humanity from certain doom.

Step 1: Find the Last Remaining Pigs

We must locate the flying pigs that have taken over the skies and negotiate with them to find out their demands.

• Send a team of highly trained negotiators
• Offer them a deal they can't refuse
• Make sure to bring snacks

Step 2: Reverse the Chocolate Ocean

We must find a way to turn the oceans back to their original state, or at least find a way to make chocolate-covered pizza a viable food source.

• Assemble a team of top oceanographic scientists
• Conduct an emergency research and development project
• Test the results on a group of highly trained taste-testers

Step 3: Re-caffeinate the World

We must find a way to restore the world's coffee supply, or at least find a substitute that's almost as good.

• Send a team of highly trained coffee connoisseurs
• Visit the world's top coffee-producing nations
• Establish trade relations and negotiate for emergency supplies

Execute the Plan Monitor Progress