It started like any normal meeting. We were all sitting there, pretending to care, when suddenly... THE CHAIR GOT UP AND WALKED OFF THE TABLE.
At first, we were all in shock. Who knew our trusty chair, Mr. Sturdy, had such a strong desire to explore the world outside the confines of our conference room?
But as we watched, Mr. Sturdy began to dance the Macarena. We were all mesmerized, unsure of what to do. Should we call a meeting to discuss the meeting that was already meeting?
It was then that the real question arose: What is the Adjournment Protocol? Is it a real thing? Can we even trust a chair to have its own protocol?