Presented by: Captain Obvious, Ghosting Expert-in-Residence
Remember, attendees, the meeting will not start until we've reached a consensus on the proper amount of eye contact to maintain during the Ghosting Protocol.
Please, for the love of all things good and ghostly, do not forget to bring your favorite brand of eye drops.
See you all there!
Our special guests of honor, the Ghosting Super Soldiers, have been known to appear and disappear at will. Don't be surprised when they suddenly materialize in front of you, then vanish into thin air.