This is the most exciting meeting you will ever attend! Or will it be a crushing existential dread?
Using our cunning and stealth, we will extract all the snacks from the break room, leaving none behind. Mwahahaha!
View Snack ProtocolWe will extract all the chairs from the conference room, replacing them with an endless supply of whoopee cushions. It will be a blast!
View Chair Swap ProtocolWe will extract the CEO's parking spot, using it for our own nefarious purposes. Mwahahahaha!
View Parking Protocol// This is the extraction by deception algorithm // It's not actually an algorithm, just a bunch of nonsense code // var x = "extract"; // var y = "by_deceit"; // var z = x + y; // console.log(z);