Meeting 43 Agenda: Item 1 - "The Great Cheese Debacle"

Subtopic 1: The Cheese Has Gone Mad

At 8:00 AM sharp, the office fridge's dairy compartment has been taken over by an unidentifiable, sentient cheese. It's been 24 hours and counting, with no sign of resolution. The cheese has been observed exhibiting erratic behavior, including but not limited to:

• Exuding a pungent aroma that's been known to clear out the conference room in under 30 seconds.
• Engaging in a heated game of "Dance Dance Revolution" with the office stapler.
• Leaking a sticky, yellow liquid substance that's been mistaken for "cheesy goodness" by some.