Topic: "Distracting Techniques for Enhanced Focus."
Chair: Bob, the CEO with an itchy nose.
Objective: To identify and apply the most effective methods for minimizing productivity.
Agenda Item 1: "The Art of Procrastination."
Discussion Leader: Jane, our resident expert on doing nothing.
Time: 10:00 - 12:00
Break: 11:45 - 12:00 (Free time to browse social media)
Subtopic 1: The Futility of Checking Email
Subtopic 2: The Bureaucracy of Meetings
Subtopic 3: The Art of Daydreaming