8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Introduction and Slight Panic
9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Agenda Item 1.1: The Subtopic 1 Conundrum
9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: Break: Snack Time and Existential Crisis
10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Agenda Item 1.2: The Subtopic 1.1 Enigma
11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break: Consuming Food and Avoiding Small Talk
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Agenda Item 1.3: The Subtopic 1.2 Paradox
Next Item: The Conundrum Continuum
Remember: The coffee machine is still on the fritz. Please bring your own.
Do not attempt to tackle the existential crisis during break. It is a trap.
See the meeting minutes for more details.