Agenda Item 1: The Infinite Loop
Subtopic 2: The Never-Ending Coffee Break
Possible Solutions:
- More meetings to discuss the lack of progress
- Assigning a team member to stare at a wall for 8 hours
- Replacing the coffee machine with a vending machine that dispenses participation trophies
- Building a miniature replica of the office using only LEGOs
- Declaring a national holiday to honor the art of doing nothing
See also: Agenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Post-it Notes