Today, we will be discussing the most pressing issue of our time: the proper topping for the galaxy's finest pizza. The debate has been ongoing for eons, and it's time for a resolution.
Arguments for the Galactic Topping Coalition:
- It's the most logical choice: pepperoni is the superior topping
- We must prioritize the rights of the pepperoni farmers' unions
- It's a matter of intergalactic trade agreements with Earth's finest pepperoni producers
Arguments against the Galactic Topping Coalition:
- It's a fad: in a few rotations of the galaxy, we'll be debating the merits of vegan "cheese"
- We must consider the needs of the lactose intolerant alien communities
- We should focus on more pressing issues, like the impending doom of the Andromedian asteroid belt
Proceed to Subtopic 4: Alternative Galactic Pizza Toppings
Or, if you're feeling bold, jump straight to Adjourning the Meeting and Going to the Galactic Bar for a Slice