Meeting 43: Agenda Item 1 - Distraction Techniques

Objective: Develop a comprehensive list of distraction techniques for the most productive meeting ever.

Speaker: Bob, the meeting master of distractions.

Today's agenda item is to create a list of techniques to keep your coworkers on their toes, or rather, their heads spinning.

The following techniques have been approved by the meeting committee (just kidding, there is no meeting committee):

• Technique 1: Randomly change the subject
• Technique 2: Use a Ouija board to predict the future
• Technique 3: Create a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation with 1 hour of filler content

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