Meeting 43 Agenda Item 1: "The Great Escape"
Subtopic 4: "Surviving the Coffee Break"
Today, we will be discussing the art of making it through the coffee break without losing a limb. Our expert panel will cover:
1. The Ancient Art of Queueing
Learn how to navigate the treacherous waters of the coffee machine, avoiding the wrath of the caffeine-deprived.
2. The Strategy of Distraction
Discover the secrets of diverting your attention from the coffee pot to the nearby donut display, ensuring a safe passage.