Meeting 43: Agenda Item 2 - Subpoint 3: Review the Security Cameras

Because someone has to do it

As we all know, security is the backbone of any successful organization. Or so they say.

It seems like it's been weeks since we last reviewed our security cameras, and let's face it, they're still not doing a very good job.

Our security team has kindly provided us with some footage that will make you laugh, cry, and question every life choice you've ever made.

Highlights include:

John from IT trying to "accidentally" delete the main server... again

Because who needs a functioning server, am I right?

The new intern's "creative" use of the conference room whiteboard

It's like he's trying to create a modern art masterpiece, but instead it's just a mess.

The mysterious case of the missing donuts

It's like the office is haunted by a sugar-fueled poltergeist.

These are just a few of the many security breaches that need to be addressed. Let's get this meeting started, shall we?

Next up: Agenda Item 2 - Subpoint 4: The Internal Audit

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