Agenda Item 6: The Feline Utopia Initiative

This is it, folks. The moment we've all been waiting for. The presentation of Agenda Item 6, the crown jewel of Meeting 43.

As you all know, the Feline Utopia Initiative has been in the works for months. And by "in the works," I mean our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated developers have been frantically typing away in their basement lair, fueled by a steady diet of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

Today, we'll be discussing the finer points of the Feline Utopia Initiative. Will it be a success? Will it be a disaster? Will it involve cats in tiny top hats riding tiny motorbikes through the streets of Paris? Only time will tell.

Learn more about the Feline Utopia Initiative

Next up: Agenda Item 7 - The Robot Uprising

Read about the Robot Uprising

Stay tuned, folks. This is going to be a wild ride.