MEETING 43: Agenda Item 3, Sock Arrangement

Today we'll be discussing the intricacies of proper sock arrangement in the office.

Key Points:

• Section 1: Sock Holes and Their Impact on Toe Health
• The Optimal Sock-to-Shoe Ratio: A Statistical Analysis

Notes:

• Handouts for the Sock Arrangement Committee
• Sock Pair Matrix for Efficient Sock Pairing

Side note: Please do not attempt to actually arrange your socks according to these guidelines. We cannot be held responsible for any ensuing sock-related trauma or existential crises.