Meeting 43: Agenda - Last Week's Progress

Key Points:

• Finished painting the conference room in a lovely shade of plaid.

• Successfully bribed the CEO to install a foosball table in the break room.

• Determined that the company's coffee machine is, in fact, sentient and plotting against us.

• Spent 3 hours arguing with the intern over the best way to eat a sandwich.

• Decided that the new "Casual Friday" policy means we can wear red pants to work.