We're glad you're here. Sort of.
Today's agenda is as follows:
Also, don't forget to bring your own chair. Seriously, we can't afford new chairs.
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Want to see the meeting minutes from Meeting 42? Here they are.
Want to complain about the air conditioning? Let us know your thoughts.
And, of course, don't forget to sign the attendance sheet. It's in the corner, near the stapler.
Sign it already!